V for Vain

"Stupid Girls"

Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back

What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there

Laughing loud so all the little people stare

Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne

(Drop a name)

What happened to the dreams of a girl president

She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent

They travel in packs of two or threeWith their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees

Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?

Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back

What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back

Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)

Disease's growing, it's epidemic

I'm scared that there ain't a cure

The world believes it and I'm going crazy

I cannot take any more

I'm so glad that I'll never fit in

That will never be me

Outcasts and girls with ambition

That's what I wanna see

Disasters all around

World despaired

Their only concern

Will they **** up my hair

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back

What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back

Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

[Interlude]

Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories

That was so not sexy, no

Good one, can I borrow that?

[Vomits]

I WILL BE SKINNY

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)

(I like this, like this, like this)

Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl

Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl

Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back

Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back

What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back

Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Ok,so I know that Pink meant this song for Paris 'Bitch' Hilton but I also dedicated this so song to all the Paris-wannabes. I've met a lot of them nowadays and it drives me crazy really... It gives me the ultimate headache.This is, in my point of view, all the signs of potential Paris-wannabes:-

• They talk about boys constantly (favourite,favourite topic)
• They bitch about other people (because they think that they are better than everyone else)
• They moan and whine about every single thing ("Oh,I'm fat!","Look at my thighs!They are like elephant's!","My God,a pimple on my face!This is the end of the world!")
• They only socialize with people of their own standard
• They sneer at the invalids
• They love to poke fun at other people (especially the geeks and nerds,the not-so-beautiful-and-fat girls and the likes)
• They talk big

I have fun actually watching this kind of people make a complete fool out of themselves. Really, girls, you people are so VAIN!!!This is the real world (not that stupid show where Paris plays the 'sweet tart').What tears you apart from your bitchy-bodoh-nak-mati-punya mentor, Paris Hilton is that you people are smart.You people have brain, so please use it. Use the brain. Stop being so VAIN...it's a pain in the ass!