Saturday, April 11, 2009

ini wilayah celcom!

Yesterday...
- Dik, celcom ko ok ke mcm b@bi?
- Mcm b@bi a/l lembu!

A week ago...
- Dik, celcom ko ok x?
- Mcm cib@i!

Bukannya pakai prepaid. Postpaid ok! Still the network is so bloody crappy. I've been using Hotlink for years and none of the above conversation ever happened. And then lagi itu blue-shirt Celcom punya orang mau sua-sua itu so-called free SIM card!

"Kak, ambikla kak, kita bagi free je ni!"
"Amoi, lu angkat ni Celcom. Kita bagi free sama lu!"
"Miss, miss. Free Celcom SIM card. Please take one. Take two better!"

What the fish la wei!? Nak aje aku sound kan belia-belia tersebut. Celcom people, have you ever wonder why, even after iklan bagai nak rak menggunakan Steven Gerrard and John Terry and Ryan Giggs and sape lagi ntah, you still fail to be the number one telco provider? Because your service suck BIG TIME!

And don't let me start on those hidden charges. Konon-konon je call sini murah, call sana murah. Tengok bil, terbalik biji mata.

Ini wilayah Celcom: where crappy service comes with a high price!

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:06:00 PM

    wahaha.hot tu..sabar mi amor

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  2. hampir2 hilang ke ayuan umie sbb lepas kan geram kpd celcom!
    isk isk....si celcom ni!!!

    hopefully celcom improve la cepat2, supaya tidak tercabar lagi keanggunan umi wahleci..

    hehehe

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  3. Eh my celcom ok je.internet pon ok je.xde masalah pon..p.s sy peniaga ikan bukan pekeje celcom.

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  4. oooooooooooooooo!! patut ah broadband aku cm cib@i je! slow nk mati! nk bukak ur blog pn amek mase berjam2! bodo celcom! mmg celcom sux gile! n ppl wonder why i didn't update my blog! sbb celcom sux big time, aku nk wat keje pn xleh weh! bungok nye celcom!!

    psg strimix ah cm neh!

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  5. mi amor: nasib baik bukan saya yg membayar bil. muekekeke

    uncle ariffin: ehem *buat muka perempuan melayu terakhir* kalau sekali sekala xpe uncle ni slalu sgt jadi... tensen gakla dibuatnye

    karip: mungkin nasib saya tidak sebaik nasib kamu

    suria: bukan anda seorg saja yg komplen seperti itu. pak tam pun ade bising gak psl celcom broadband ni. 3g celcom jgn katela. psg stimix je la

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