Thursday, April 02, 2009

who's complaining?

Thank God we don't have this in Malaysia... yet.

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5 things British tourists complain about while on holiday
  1. A tourist staying at an African game lodge who saw a visibly aroused elephant complained that the sight of the beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".

  2. A woman threatened to call police after complaining that she'd been locked in by staff. She mistook the "Do Not Disturb" sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.

  3. One tourist was unhappy that the sand he saw on the beach was "not like the sand in the brochure". The beach shown in the brochure had yellow sand, but the tourist said his beach had white sand.

  4. An enquiry from a prospective client: "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?"

  5. A tourist was upset that while it took "us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England, it took the Americans only three hours to get home".
Compiled from a recent report published by The Association for British Travel Agents (ABTA) and Thomas Cook on some of the most ridiculous complaints travel agents receive from holidaymakers.
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P/S: I like #1 and #2

6 comments:

  1. hehhee hehhe

    macam macam :D

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  2. may: tu baru namenye manusia...

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  3. i'm stopping by not to talk about these idiots, but i want to tell you something important:

    i just found out that CLARK GABLE WAS BISEXUAL!!! can you believe it?

    there goes my illusions and fantasies about Rhett Butler.

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  4. wani: better to not know than knowing. now u know not to dig every little thing on the net

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  5. well, i don't have to dig far. it's stated in his Wiki page.

    i'm devastated.

    you'll be surprised to know that lots of them are/were bisexual, including James Dean and Greta Garbo.

    my curiosity got the best of me. oh, the images it concurred!

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  6. You found it in Wiki? *gulp*

    Oh nooo... not James Dean as well!

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